This can't be!
I have been feeling sick and all, but whan I called the Midtoon Health Hot-Line, they asked me question and thyen suggested that I could be pregnant. Imagine that! I was, of course laughing, even though I was feeling terrible, because I swore that I was taking my faithful Cycle of Life(TM) pills every single day, but then I checked and it was not funny.
No, It was not funny at all.
Apparently somehow I managed to 'forget' my pills and now I'm really scared. I know John does not want to have anymore children, but he knows I want to, so he's surely going to blame me for forgetting intentionally.
Well, it is too early to know, so I will have to wait until I can get a test done before I start worrying about that...
Who am I kidding? I am worrying already! I am a worrier. That's what I do. Oh, God! I want to cry! This is not even funny!
All right, Mabel, calm down. It can't be that bad. Probably you are not pregnant at all, and if you are, perhaps John will be okay with it. And if he's not, maybe he'll grow softer, and if not... Gaaaaaah! I can't think about this right now. I'll get a pregnancy test as soon as possible.
I hope this is a false alarm!
Friday, September 25, 2009
Monday, September 7, 2009
How embarrassing!
I would like to be an ostrich and hide my head on the dirt to avoid the world.
What can I say? I convinced John (my husband) to call the police because I was SURE that there was a murderer across the street. Well, guess what? The police responded to the call and after searching the apartments, they found the murderer, but it was not the person I was accusing.
You see, there was this guy that hit on me the day I got my new style and it seems that he just moved to the empty apartment downstairs (under Jennifer's). So, I was watching the news on channel 5 and they were talking about this murderer, "Sweet Tongue" Smithson, so I wanted to close the window but when I was there, I saw the same guy as before.
I totally panicked and thought that if he was there that must have meant that he was the killer, so I convinced John to call the cops on him and they came. I don't know how, but they searched the building and found that the real murderer was hiding there and they captured him.
Now the most embarrassing thing is that Channel 5 News came to cover the capture and they interviewed John as if he was a hero for saving the community! The other guy, the one that I was accusing (his name is Fred, by the way, Jennifer told me) was there all happy and without a clue that I had called the police on him.
I feel so guilty... I don't know what to do.
Perhaps I'll bake him a cake or something. Yes, That's what I'll do. I better get to work right now.
I'll write later about what happens.
What can I say? I convinced John (my husband) to call the police because I was SURE that there was a murderer across the street. Well, guess what? The police responded to the call and after searching the apartments, they found the murderer, but it was not the person I was accusing.
You see, there was this guy that hit on me the day I got my new style and it seems that he just moved to the empty apartment downstairs (under Jennifer's). So, I was watching the news on channel 5 and they were talking about this murderer, "Sweet Tongue" Smithson, so I wanted to close the window but when I was there, I saw the same guy as before.
I totally panicked and thought that if he was there that must have meant that he was the killer, so I convinced John to call the cops on him and they came. I don't know how, but they searched the building and found that the real murderer was hiding there and they captured him.
Now the most embarrassing thing is that Channel 5 News came to cover the capture and they interviewed John as if he was a hero for saving the community! The other guy, the one that I was accusing (his name is Fred, by the way, Jennifer told me) was there all happy and without a clue that I had called the police on him.
I feel so guilty... I don't know what to do.
Perhaps I'll bake him a cake or something. Yes, That's what I'll do. I better get to work right now.
I'll write later about what happens.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
I think a serial killer is across the street!
Oh my!
I have not written in several days, but that doesn't mean that nothing has happenned. I am currently under a lor of stress, because just when I was thinking that john was getting better, I heard in the news that a dangerous fugitive had been spotted near Midtoon.
When I heard that the man is known for raping and murdering young blonde females, I was scared, so I went to close the window and there he was! He was across the street just talking to the owner of the apartments, as if he wasn't even worried that the police may see him.
I've heard that he stalks his victims for quite a while before attacking them, so it seems clear that he is after me! Oh, come on, I am the only blonde female on this street! And of course, I'm young!
I wanted to call 911 right away, but was paralyzed by fear when I saw him walking with a dark rectangular object (I think it was a rifle case) and Jennifer opened a door for him and then went inside with him! Yeah, yeah, I know she's not blonde, but what if she witnesses something suspicious? I know the killer won't hesitate to get rid of her as well...
Then I ran to tell John, but at first he didn't believe me. They said in the Newspaper that several people have called the police with false alarms, so he It all changed when I told him that the killer had asked me to go out with him already.
Now John called 911 and they dispatched police officers to the scene.
I am hiding in Erik's room and looking out with his telescope.
For heaven's sake, I hope they catch him quickly, before he hurts Jennifer.
I have not written in several days, but that doesn't mean that nothing has happenned. I am currently under a lor of stress, because just when I was thinking that john was getting better, I heard in the news that a dangerous fugitive had been spotted near Midtoon.
When I heard that the man is known for raping and murdering young blonde females, I was scared, so I went to close the window and there he was! He was across the street just talking to the owner of the apartments, as if he wasn't even worried that the police may see him.
I've heard that he stalks his victims for quite a while before attacking them, so it seems clear that he is after me! Oh, come on, I am the only blonde female on this street! And of course, I'm young!
I wanted to call 911 right away, but was paralyzed by fear when I saw him walking with a dark rectangular object (I think it was a rifle case) and Jennifer opened a door for him and then went inside with him! Yeah, yeah, I know she's not blonde, but what if she witnesses something suspicious? I know the killer won't hesitate to get rid of her as well...
Then I ran to tell John, but at first he didn't believe me. They said in the Newspaper that several people have called the police with false alarms, so he It all changed when I told him that the killer had asked me to go out with him already.
Now John called 911 and they dispatched police officers to the scene.
I am hiding in Erik's room and looking out with his telescope.
For heaven's sake, I hope they catch him quickly, before he hurts Jennifer.
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